The Noises that Boyses Make

“Be on your best behavior,” I said to my boys. “Our guest will soon be here. Absolutely no noise!” DING DONG! Someone’s at the front door “She’s here,” I say. “Our neighbor, Mrs. Greeley. Run along. Be quiet. Go play.” The boys ran off to the back room. They listened to me! “Mrs. Greeley, come … Continue reading The Noises that Boyses Make


I have been sitting in Starbucks for an hour and a half. I have listened to this record almost all the way through twice. I have had to catch myself to remind myself I am a grown man and I should not be dancing in my seat in the corner of a coffee shop. I … Continue reading SPARKLE.POP.RAMPAGE